'The monster under my bed'
Idea for a children’s book. The monster that lives under most people's beds are mean, scary, or ugly, but mine is a chill bug-eyed dude who likes to play two-player. Back in monster land its hard to find other monsters with actual hands you see; they are restricted by their claws, pincers etc, therefore he has no buddys to play with. So when he goes to work to scare kids or whatever, I pretend to be scared, so he doesn't get fired, then we go play some games.
He is the monster from under my bed,
but he's not scary he is my friend.